I just had the greatest moment ever with a little...
Kid wearing a Batman shirt: *standing in the middle of the aisle and sees me, places his fists on his hips and looks at me* Batwoman.
Me, also wearing a Batman shirt: Batman.
Kid: Are you keeping Gotham safe?
Me: Yes. Have you captured the Joker?
Kid: Not yet, but soon. Keep up the good work. *he spins around quickly and runs the other direction*
one time in like 5th grade these girls were...
hatersgonnahateemee: “oh you call me a bitch..well a bitch is a dog..dogs bark..bark is on a tree..trees are part of nature and nature is beautiful..so thaNKS FOR CALLING ME BEAUTIFUL”
Me: Hey close the door
Parent: *leaves the door open 2 centimeters*
Me: *dying whale noise*
j-moriarty: joeshmo: shavingryansprivates: romeo romeo where the fuck is you, romeo Fuck you, the original line in Romeo and Juliet is “Wherefore art thou”. And maybe if you stopped being an assumption-making bag of fucking asshole, you’d know that wherefore does NOT FUCKING MEAN “WHERE”, WHEREFORE MEANS “WHY”. SHE’S ASKING WHY HIS NAME IS ROMEO. FUCK ALL OF YOU. FUCK ALL OF YOU HARD UP...
peetamakesmegrin: scipioaemilianus: liamoflegends: shaving23spiders: wvnderbar: in the catholic ghetto, born and raised at the playground is where I bullied most of the gays relaxin chillaxin communion all cool oppressing some minorities outside the school when a couple of gays who were up to no good started making out in my friendly white neighborhood
projectkr: bolin-fireferret: thepattywagon: ...