Everyone on Tumblr is a pirate.
wordstomeawhisper: thefremen: electricdeathtulips: makiba: We spend all of our time talking about canon Ships and booty We also all download things illegally. Also pretty much the only thing we do here is Parlay.
i was just watching the men’s synchro when my dad walked in he looked at the tv and saw: and then he looked back at me, then looked back at the tv and saw: then me again, and then to the tv one last time: then he just walked away without saying anything well that was really awkward
you-mean-like-girl-yaoi: TAMAKI SUOH IS THE BEST PERSON FOR REACTION GIFS NO MATTER WHAT EMOTION YOU’RE FEELING THIS MAN MAKES A PERFECT GIF FOR IT
spac3crick3t: rinnykins: ...
tentaclelove: clavid: PARKOUR PARKOUR “He is the adopted one.” Said his brothers & sister to the humans.
squallinaround: String Theory Presents: Fifty...
deanmadevarsity: Katy Perry’s Firework sped...
The Shortest Horror Story Ever
mad-angel-with-a-box: frequency-radio: supersonicbionic: The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door. -Frederic Brown Oh hello, I’m the Doctor! Why did you lock yourself in a room? Bit boring, isn’t it? And the shortest horror story ever just became a comedy. #How fandoms ruin hipster posts
An Animated Family
juniorcaptain: I was rewatching The Hunchback of Notre Dame when I realized that Kevin Kline was the voice of Phoebus. Kevin Kline also voiced Tulio in The Road to El Dorado. This has led me to conclude that Phoebus is the father of Miguel. Miguel fell in love with Tulio, in part because of the voice that reminded him of his dad’s and, as we all know, Miguel and Tulio had a son but...
edsheejoggedmoderatelyfast: narcissistmanifesto: it’s weird to think that one day we’re gonna log out of this website for the last time ever and get on with our lives as if tumblr never existed to begin with are you satan
brobecks: my mom’s wedding is coming up so i made a playlist what do u think she will appreciate the gesture
Whenever I read the Harry Potter books, I get...
YOU ARE DOING MAGIC HOMEWORK FOR YOUR MAGIC CLASSES AT YOUR MAGIC SCHOOL WITH YOUR MAGIC FRIENDS. I WOULD GLADLY TRADE PLACES WITH YOU. WANNA DO MY MUGGLE HOMEWORK? STOP COMPLAINING. #if i went to fucking hogwarts i would wake up at six in the morning every damn day and be like I’M GOING TO DO MY HOMEWORK NOW
myles4j500: immabard: el3ctricity: 18-15n-77-30w: kinkyturtle: alexbelvocal: liketheesun: urbieknowsbest: cawtneey: damn this actually sounds really sick Ok, i know tumblrites are known for saying some SUPERLATIVE shit all the time, but this is the best thing on the internet. this is definitely legit DOPE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO…. What?? this is amazing! ...