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imjustonekid: do you ever random type like: galsimvaklrer and think no that doesn’t look right and so you erase it and try again laskdfjaasdf ah yes that’s how im feeling now
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parasailin-sarahpalin: there’s something about sharks that just screams ‘MOVE BITCH GET OUT DA WAY BITCH GET OUT DA WAY’ 
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sweetsweetdicksinmymouth: dirkdave: PARTY AT MY PLACE i’ve got the alcohol covered i’ll bring some soda
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Some parents are too soft. If I EVER called my mom...
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itsdamnfunny: acreepywhitevanpulledupand: sherlielocks: jotunss: unnnie: captaintimber: fayalice: dawnoakley: from zero to internet explorer how ignored do you feel white pencil crayon. Terms and Conditions. Warning label on cookie dough packages.  “You must be 18 or older” webpage warnings myspace crocs life Visit itsdamnfunny.tumblr.com for more laughs!
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mr-no-bananas-or-cheesecake: endofunctor: Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.
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F is for Friends who don’t talk to you  U is for Ur alone N is for Never having any plans at all, all I do is sit at home. 
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worb: to stop kids from doing drugs they should just give the drugs less cool names if ecstasy was called “moist curdle” i can assure you that nobody would be interested in trying it
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reglay: fifty shades of hey ey ey ey ey
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I HATE it when the back of my throat itches!!
Seriously, like HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO SCRATCH THAT?!?!
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