gaming-male-nation:

Harley Quinn by: https://www.facebook.com/ittybittygeek
Admin: Melissa

15 hours ago with 53 notes
originally gaming-male-nation


16 hours ago with 36,558 notes
originally th3motherfuck

fuocogo:

sharkchunks:

fennecwolfox:

oeste:

misterhippity:

I tried a 2-D printer once, and the paper jammed.
So now I just painstakingly re-create my paper copies by hand, like a medieval monk.

i tried using paper, but the edges crumpled
so now i just chisel my commandments into stone, like old testament god

I tried using stone, but it cracked and broke.
Now I just scream everything at passersby, hoping they’ll remember what I said so I can ask them about it when I need it.

I tried shouting things at passersby but they ignored me.
Now I emit allohormones in a gypsobelum that bonds selectively with the recipient’s hemolymph to reconfigure their bursa copulax into a copulatory canal. I can only say one thing, “I want to mate with you,” but really, what else ever needs to be said?

i tried whatever that was and it worked just fine 10/10

fuocogo:

sharkchunks:

fennecwolfox:

oeste:

misterhippity:

I tried a 2-D printer once, and the paper jammed.

So now I just painstakingly re-create my paper copies by hand, like a medieval monk.

i tried using paper, but the edges crumpled

so now i just chisel my commandments into stone, like old testament god

I tried using stone, but it cracked and broke.

Now I just scream everything at passersby, hoping they’ll remember what I said so I can ask them about it when I need it.

I tried shouting things at passersby but they ignored me.

Now I emit allohormones in a gypsobelum that bonds selectively with the recipient’s hemolymph to reconfigure their bursa copulax into a copulatory canal. I can only say one thing, “I want to mate with you,” but really, what else ever needs to be said?

i tried whatever that was and it worked just fine 10/10


20 hours ago with 25,303 notes
originally misterhippity

sstarfishyy:

oliviawhen:

oliviawhen:

Sometimes I wonder what it’d be like to turn to a life of crime. Probably the same.

bonus:

holy shit true


20 hours ago with 35,777 notes
originally oliviawhen

fishcustardandthecumberbeast:

melharington:

Anthony Mackie gets really excited at the mention of being in other Marvel projects. [x]

This man is a fucking gift to this fandom and should be cherished.


1 day ago with 6,702 notes
originally beckyybarnes

rainbowredwood:

Coplaying Fionna from Adventure Time. I made the hat (crocheted), the backpack, clip in bangs, and sword. What time is it?!


1 day ago with 25,297 notes
originally rainbowredwood


1 day ago with 52,847 notes
originally pleatedjeans

ashazzminscreed:

omfgcate:

dqdbpb:

we’re halfway thru april, u know what tht means?

image

#ITS GONNA BE MAY

HOW DOES THIS MAKE ME LAUGH EVERY FUCKING YEAR!?


1 day ago with 256,115 notes
originally dqdbpb

relahvant:

kanasayu:

sizvideos:

Drive Recklessly - Video

WHAT THE FUCK

i was not expecting that at all


1 day ago with 289,855 notes
originally sizvideos

thephotogfeminist:

"Losing your Virginity" will henceforth be called "your sexual debut."

Because you’re not fucking losing anything.


1 day ago with 5,308 notes
originally thephotogfeminist

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